Our "Services"
We solve problems. The JMoneyTowingz way.
Standard 'You Parked Bad' Tow
For the inconsiderate soul who thinks lines are just suggestions.
- Public Shaming
- Guaranteed Inconvenience
- A lesson they'll (maybe) learn
$150 + our eternal judgment
The 'Petty Revenge' Repo
Your ex steal your hoodie? Roommate ate your leftovers? We'll repo their ride.
- Discreet (ish)
- Maximum Emotional Damage
- We'll leave a glitter bomb (optional extra)
A good story + gas money
Neighborhood Beautification Program
Got an eyesore of a car on your street? We'll make it disappear. No questions asked.
- Improves Property Value
- Quiet & Swift Removal
- Plausible Deniability
Varies (depends how ugly it is)
Emergency 'Get My Car Towed' Service
Want to prank a friend? Need an alibi? We'll tow your own car for you.
- Creates a solid, verifiable story
- Perfect for getting out of things
- We'll even take a picture for proof
Case-by-case, we like creativity