About JMoneyTowingz

It all started on a humid Tuesday. J-Money, later to be known as the legendary "Tow Man Jack," was just a man with a rusty pickup and a dream. A dream of a world free from terribly parked cars, ugly paint jobs, and vehicles belonging to people who owe you money.

He saw the injustice in the streets. A Prius taking up two spots. A minivan with "Live, Laugh, Love" decals. A bro-dozer with tires so big it blocked the sun. He knew he had to act. So he bought a tow hook from a sketchy guy named "Fingers" and JMoneyTowingz was born.

Our philosophy is simple: possession is nine-tenths of the law, and our tow hook is the other tenth. We're not a business; we're a public service. A very, very specific, and questionably legal, public service.

"If it fits on the hook, it's getting took." - Tow Man Jack

Today, JMoneyTowingz is the premier (and only) name in Ratchet Repo. We operate with the efficiency of a cheetah and the moral compass of a raccoon. Your problem is our profit. And we're okay with that.